Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
Starring Brian Keith, Tony Curtis, Ernest Borgnine
Directed by Hy Averback
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Runtime: 113 min.     Rating: 5.5     DVD
Languages: English
Countries: United States of America
Genres: Comedy,Drama
Keywords: small town,satire,dark comedy,soldier,army base
Cast
   Officer Michael M. Nace
   Shannon Gambroni
   Sheriff Harve
   Sgt. Jones
   Ramona
   Billy Joe Davis
   Capt. Myerson
   Mr. Kruft
   Maj. Purvis
   Col. Flanders
   Mrs. Calhoun
   1st MP
   Green Beret Soldier